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collegehumor:

The Most Unfortunate Name Ever
She went on to be a very distinguished porn star.

collegehumor:

The Most Unfortunate Name Ever

She went on to be a very distinguished porn star.

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  • Police: where do you live?
  • Me: with my parents
  • Police: where do your parents live?
  • Me: with me
  • Police: where do you all live?
  • Me: together
  • Police: where is your house?
  • Me: next to my neighbors house
  • Police: where do your neighbors live?
  • Me: if i tell you, you wont believe me
  • Police: tell me
  • Me: next to my house

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vodkacupcakes:

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vodkacupcakes:

This is my favorite post on tumblr.

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